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Written by Magnus Holm

require 'open-uri' eval(open("").read) do greatest = true best = true tribute! :long.ago("#{@me} and my brother #{@kyle} here,...") do @road =, :lonesome) @we.hitchhiked!(@road) suddenly! @demon.shined!(:in => @road.middle) @demon.said "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls." @we.looked(:at => 'each other') @we.said "Okay." @we.played("the first thing that came to our heads") do "The Best Song in the World" end look(:into => @my.eyes) 1 + 1 == 2 2 + 1 == 3 destiny = true every(100_000.years || :so) do @sun.doth(:shine) && @moon.doth(:glow) && @grass.doth(:grow) end !need(:to => :say) do @beast == :stunned! @beast == :done! end @beast.asked(@us, "(snort) Be you angels?") @we.said "Nay. We are but men." rock! self != "The Greatest Song in the World" just(:tribute) !@we.remember("The Greatest Song in the World") tribute(:to => "The Greatest Song in the World") peculiar(:thing) {%q{ the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song! }} just(:tribute) @you.believe!(@me) && @I.wish("you were there") fuck! end end
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  2. Run: ruby tribute.rb
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